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random dootdedoos
2007-01-04 : 2:40 pm

Nothing big, just some funnies for your Thursday (or your Friday, or your Saturday or whatever day of yours it is until I decide to update again):

Portion of an email from Ken:
Backstory: While the roommate was away for the holidays, his cat was still here, and would rattle my bedroom door crying LOUDLY all night long. I didn't let him in because he eats all my stuff, rips apart my bedding and is generally a brat. I wrote as much to Ken in an email on a morning following a very, very long and frustrating night. Please keep in mind Ken is usually a very sweet, gentle, animal loving boy scout

"Sorry Linus is such a retard. Admittedly he's cute, but when he interrupts
my sleep, the cuteness takes a back-seat to my wanting to punt him across
the apartment."

Portion of an email from a coworker:
Backstory: I am the supply bitch at work, and Emily is his 8 month old baby daughter

"Hi Jenny,
My laptop adapter for my Dell Inspiron 1150 is "coming apart", revealing electrified elongated metal things - I think they're called wires. While this may help me to achieve my goal of leaving deadly implements lying around so that Emily can get toughened up, it's becoming unreliable for the purpose of actually powering my laptop. Can you order a new one? Let me know if you need any more information."

Miss ScotValkyrie always writes a damn funny blog, but every once in a while she makes my chocolate milk come out of my nose. Even when I'm not drinking chocolate milk. This is one of those times.

Oh, and have you been here yet?

That is all.