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al gore can stick that shovel up your ignorant ass
2007-03-12 : 3:52 pm

Things That Piss Me Off: Monday, March 12, 2007

1. Overheard on the lovely and totally-not-the-one-who-said-this ScotValkyrie's diary: "Al Gore can shovel my driveway."

Hooooooooo... Wow. Yes. You're TOTALLY RIGHT, Mr. Whoever the FUCK you are. Because it SNOWED this winter, that must be proof unrefutable that Al Gore is full of shit and GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE, JUST A MARKETING PLOY TO SELL MORE DVD'S AND PROMOTE THE DOWNFALL OF CHRISTIANITY.

Okay, so the guy didn't mention any of that, but Jesus... Yeah, it snowed. Global warming, while happening at a FRIGHTENING rate, isn't going to turn the cold climates of the earth into the tropics OVERNIGHT.

I hate stupid people who form their opinions based on hearsay while they drive their Hummers through cities with fabulous public transportation.

(Yes, I understand I'm generalizing, just like them, but this is my diary so I win.)


2. Dentists/Endodontists who make you wait for a root canal you desperately need for 3 weeks, then at the last minute tell you they need to POSTPONE because (quoting): "There's just so much paperwork..."


3. Um, that's it. Otherwise I'm having quite a peaceful and happy day. :)


Shoutout to my grrl Claudia for her roadkill, her beer, her Scribbletown and all of her glorious and informational emails to me containing advice on buying houses, old and new. Love that Claudia!


North Conway was a dream. Glorious weekend full of friends and shopping. True, there's drama, true, I'm poor, but I didn't let either of those things stop me from having a GD good time.

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