approaching vapid with periodic bouts of genius
2006-09-07 : 11:35 am
Calling all Diarylanders and Friends of Diaryland!
We're updating our company website to include pictures and bios of all of our staff. Our bios need to contain the following four elements, which I am too busy ("lazy") to write, so I am enlisting the help of the greatest writers I know ("you") to do it for me.
Jenny Willowfox
Office Manager / Web Dept. Coordinator
Super Powers:
Dark Secret:
A Few of My Favorite Things:
Official Motto:
In many, many, most ways you guys know me better than the peeps at the office, so go ahead and fill those fields out, drop them in my comment box (heh heh... she said... "comment") and the winner will get a Root Beer flavored DumDum lollipop sent to them via the United States Postal Service. If you guys come up with REALLY good ones, maybe I'll include a mismatched earring from H&M or a modest assortment of brightly colored buttons.
Submissions are due by tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks!
do it
superficial
homestar
onion
phil
god
40 random images
craftster
knitty
imdb
flickr
post show
vidlit
atom
store wars
best entry ever
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i like playing dress up
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unexpected therapy in the middle of the workday. alrighty then!
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i leave long comments
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jenny tries to cook. part one: lasagna
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some stuff i've done. and other stuff i haven't.
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