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dropping the shady
2007-09-24 : 10:11 pm

Why am I such a blogging supa slacka lately? What is UP?

Okay so here's my shameful guess: I think it MIGHT be because I promised a lot of you CDs like, back when it was just barely getting warm and I simply never delivered.

I suck. Fine, I suck. I am officially just not doin' it. I hereby relieve myself of the guilt of not sending you guys CDs so that I may continue blogging. I'm very, very sorry. Perhaps one day I'll be able to actually get around to doing it. But let's just forget it. If you are REALLY bummed (or even remember what I'm talking about or, hell, who I am) maybe I can get off my ass and actually do it. Maybe.

So, hopefully I can start to blog again. I miss doing it, I just haven't felt motivated to write lately.

Some things about me that have developed over my summertime absence.

1. My week basically revolves around Rock of Love. Now, you might think that is more shameful than the CD thing, and if you do, it means you haven't seen the comic gold that is this show. Bret Michaels, man... Bret Michaels has a face like a shaved vagina. He has Shaved-Vagina-Face.

2. Still totally in love with that tall guy. He's pretty cool and he has... phenomenal... Man-Thighs. They really are glorious. Almost too glorious to behold with the naked eye. I'm serious, I've been noticing my eyesight is getting kind of blurry and bleached, not entirely unlike after spending a day swimming in a chlorine pool. It's becoming increasingly apparent this is because of the Man-Thighs.

3. I think that Kevin Smith just might be losing his game.

4. I am very seriously considering, in fact have almost entirely decided upon, getting a breast reduction next year. I have a doctor's appointment next Wednesday, I'll bring it up to her to see what needs to happen. My chiropractor has already said he'd sign anything I needed him to. I'm really scared about it, but I think it will be a good change. I'm trying to lose some weight to prepare for the surgery- I could be doing better in that regard, but I could be doing worse.

5. My evil ex-roommate never paid me $350 that he owes me, and I decided that it was more than worth it to never ever have to speak to, hear from, or deal with him in an way ever again. I could really use that $350, but he is the most toxic human being I have ever encountered. It's really awful what he does to you. He just keeps showing up in my dreams, too. I wonder if it's because I still live in the same neighborhood. I can practically see my old apartment from my new one. Perhaps when I move it will finally go away.

6. The job is going pretty well. I could really use some sort of a salary boost.

7. I have come to realize that with a few distinct exceptions, students at Emerson are some of the most pretentious, obnoxious people to ever exist. (I, of course, am one of those exceptions. Distinctly. You are too, by the way.)

I think that's about it.

Well, I guess there's one other thing...

(We move in less than two weeks!)