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security has been severely compromised...
2006-07-26 : 12:07 am

HA HA! KENNETH ALAN!

I TOTALLY CAUGHT YOU! I OWN YOU, BITCH! YOU ARE MINE!

You have SNOOPED and found your way here and I CAUGHT YOU!

You totally think you are all secretive and sly and that you've infiltrated your way into this blog to see what I've written about you and that I would never ever know, but I see everything, darling. I see everything.

Oh, man you are in trouble now... I am so gonna get you! Somedayyyy? When we're alone togetherrrr? (Who in their right mind would want to be alone together with you?)

Note to anyone who may think I'm upset: That's a quote from Clue and no, of course I'm not. Ken is lovely and wonderful and the only reason I didn't give him this URL is because I've never felt comfortable instructing or even inviting people to read my blog. It all feels a bit self-congratulatory to be like "Read my blog! Here's the address!" The only get it if they ask. OR SNEAK THEIR WAY IN.

Obvi.

You fucking Eagle Scouts... Was there a patch for Internet Investigation or something?

Sigh, well, you might as well be introduced.

Ken, meet The Internet.

Internet? Ken.

Welcome to my blog, love! Leave me comments! They make me happy!