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2007-06-19 : 10:58 pm

What. The fuck. What is up with me lately? I have NONE inspiration to post here! Only now, when I have had FOUR COUNT 'EM FOUR of the Sticeses (that's beer to anyone who's not Ken) am I like, "Yo, I should post here and say hey howyadoin."

a) I'm a jerk, I really need to make the STCMW cd and send it to y'all. It's just that suddenly I find I have a LOT to accomplish at work and I'm stressed and consumed with it.

b) In the past week I have been asked to attend two industry conferences (one THIS SATURDAY and the next in two weeks, both of which will include me being On A Panel and Giving Presentations and Private Q&A Breakout Sessions With Individual Clients) and come in one extra day to do a training session with one of our clients. This is showing an immense and, frankly, unprecedented amount of faith my superiors have in me. (Honestly? I prolly don't deserve it, but I'll try to do a good job)

c) I still reeeeeeeally want a spinning wheel. I am still dreaming of it, almost every night. Shhh, 'cause that's kind of embarrassing.

d) I am pretty incredibly drunk right now.

Natalie is this girl. She lives a block away from me. She is the roommate of the brother of a friend of Ken's. The friend of Ken's has become my friend, so has her brother, so has his roommate. Which is how Natalie and I came to be having Sticeses together tonight.

Okay, for those of you who are not Ken: "Sticeses" equals "Anderson Valley Summer Solstice" which is my all time favorite beer, only available, SEEMINGLY, through ONE bar (which has two chains on the outskirts of Boston, one of which is 5 blocks from my apartment) during the summer. I don't turn down a chance to have the 'Stice.

Someone is playing really nice classical music. Ummmm downstairs?

Natalie and I, we could have just met each other a minute ago and we're like, soulmates. WTF with this because EVEN THOUGH we only live ONE BLOCK away from each other, we really only see each other once every, oh, 4 months? So tonight we went out. And drank. Drank drank drank. I had a side salad and she had nachos and our bill came to fiddy eight busters.

Oh I so desperately want a shoulder MASSage.

Someone is SNORING in my apartment. Where? I do not know.

But I lurves me that Natalies! Okay. So you know how Punky Brewster looked one way when she was a kid (well, Punky Brewster, really) and then she grew up and looked like Soleil Moon Frye and she's all different? Well, Nads looks like how you think Punky Brewster was SPODA look grown up. She really is movie star gorgeous. So is her Swedish fiance. And they have this movie star passionate romance going on, have for years. It's pretty amazing to hear about. He writes her honest to god love letters! Does that happen? Oh, but she makes me laugh.

10 minutes ago we were on the corner of my street with our elbows straight out from our shoulders and our forearms hanging down yelling "Maitland! Party of Two!" while random sober passersby looked at us like we were, well, the crazy drunk chicks on a Tuesday night. Is it EVEN TUESDAY?!?