pick an entry... any entry...
2008-04-23 - who, me?
2007-10-30 - Boston, you know we love you madly...
2007-10-01 - checking out the new digs
2007-09-24 - dropping the shady
2007-08-30 - ungh
2007-08-11 - don't get all up in my kool aid
2007-08-09 - yeesh
2007-06-19 - beatle... guise?
2007-05-30 - little updates
2007-05-09 - world changin' songs
2007-05-07 - you just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff for me
2007-05-07 - you just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff for me
2007-04-26 - ted sux
2007-04-23 - i'm daft now
2007-04-19 - ted. is a dick head. i would like to shred. ted.
2007-04-05 - .entry
2007-03-30 - woohoo!
2007-03-27 - advice? please?
2007-03-23 - snippets...
2007-03-12 - al gore can stick that shovel up your ignorant ass
2007-03-09 - purple neccos
2007-03-06 - i kinda wanna work at the dragonfly inn
2007-03-05 - manifesto
2007-02-22 - birthday in new york
2007-02-20 - sad dentist news and BIRTHDAY!!!
2007-02-17 - wtf mate
2007-02-07 - not the worst thing in the world
2007-01-29 - o for that first kiss of summer...
2007-01-25 - um, like, stuff. and stuff.
2007-01-12 - i loves you porgy
2007-01-11 - how long till my soul gets it right
2007-01-09 - they don't have blue balls in the uk
2007-01-04 - random dootdedoos
2007-01-02 - two to the thousand six
2006-12-29 - rocky and a heartfelt apology
2006-12-28 - the entries of 2006. okay, not all of them...
2006-12-25 - it's mismastime!
2006-12-20 - i love the letter a
2006-12-18 - dumb songs (too late to come up with a clever title)
2006-12-07 - thoughts on the workplace
2006-12-04 - unapologetic wit (snarf), houses and crown issues
2006-11-27 - turkey, the boy and a tax id number
2006-11-22 - lurk part 2: \"still lurkin'\"
2006-11-14 - do YOU go to haywards in the summer?
2006-11-13 - i like playing dress up
2006-11-10 - unexpected therapy in the middle of the workday. alrighty then!
2006-11-07 - i leave long comments
2006-11-06 - jenny tries to cook. part one: lasagna
2006-11-02 - some stuff i've done. and other stuff i haven't.
2006-11-01 - god i hate you ryan
2006-10-31 - what a rush
2006-10-30 - small update
2006-10-23 - ...
2006-10-19 - notes weekend!
2006-10-13 - just a little freakout... don't fret
2006-10-03 - rip
2006-09-28 - it was the ice age
2006-09-27 - peanutbutter goldmine
2006-09-21 - i walk through throngs of you every day to my job where i wear tshirts and jeans
2006-09-15 - another one that's not for you
2006-09-07 - help a sista out
2006-09-05 - wood winner won
2006-08-29 - threefiftyamonth... threefiftyamonth... threefiftyamonth
2006-08-24 - 33 images
2006-08-23 - august 23, 1926
2006-08-15 - bye bye couch. bye bye ac.
2006-08-14 - o dastardly deed!
2006-08-02 - chuck prophet is delicious
2006-08-01 - fenway
2006-07-26 - security has been severely compromised...
2006-07-24 - it is his fault he did not lock the garage
2006-07-05 - \"you have a two track mind: sex and beer. that's hot.\"
2006-06-29 - aw, thanks v.
2006-06-27 - mommy? do camels have toes?
2006-06-23 - rhapsody in blue
2006-06-16 - sick
2006-06-12 - ummmm short description
2006-06-09 - somewhat anticlimactic, to be honest
2006-06-07 - someone's getting fired. or at least roasted.
2006-06-06 - IT'S OFFICIAL!!! I'M A MASSHOLE!!!
2006-06-06 - GREENLINEGREENLINE GREENLINEGREENLINE
2006-06-04 - cliche
2006-05-26 - MAKE IT STOP!!!
2006-05-24 - open. bar.
2006-05-19 - please keelhauler don't hurt 'em
2006-05-17 - blahblahblah whatever
2006-05-17 - once again. i'm mean to people. i make them feel bad.
2006-05-16 - work in progress. check back later. there may be more.
2006-05-15 - i'm not lying. it's not even worth it. it'll only make you dislike me.
2006-05-11 - stupid people and my motorboat
2006-05-09 - kickboxing? it's the sport of the future
2006-05-06 - the project, minus video (because the video sucks anyway)
2006-05-05 - yay for baby lea!
2006-05-04 - aaaand my sense of worth remains intact
2006-05-03 - what am i in college
2006-05-02 - due in 24 hours. won't open. anywhere. on any computer.
2006-04-28 - and he's from newton
2006-04-27 - a little something
2006-04-25 - cross out jenny
2006-04-22 - in a parallel universe i watch them spread their wings and fly away
2006-04-20 - funniest thing I've ever read
2006-04-18 - jim white = sex into a microphone
2006-04-14 - fair? is a place? where hogs? compete for ribbons
2006-04-11 - bastard
2006-04-11 - this is for blaine
2006-04-05 - no facts
2006-04-03 - fun stuff for y'all (and a tragedy)
2006-04-01 - meh, it's cheesy, but that's not the point
2006-03-30 - one step closer to being a grown up. and other stuff.
2006-03-29 - practice makes perfect?
2006-03-28 - stuff that happened, not in any sort of order.
2006-03-26 - you're not homecoming king
2006-03-21 - fire me
2006-03-19 - i love the pacific. i love the freaks.
2006-03-19 - neither misty nor water-colored
2006-03-18 - I'M HERE!!!
2006-03-14 - come and knock on my doooooor
2006-03-10 - fate? or just the will of the gods of the shuffle?
2006-03-09 - i need to pay a visit to the doctor... dr. feelgood.
2006-03-04 - i'm a soundman!
2006-03-01 - still his girl friday
2006-03-01 - so... up for a fuck?
2006-02-28 - where everybody knows your name
2006-02-25 - to beer or not to beer
2006-02-20 - my fun idea! c'mon play along!
2006-02-17 - hey hon! don't forget the coffee!
2006-02-16 - one of THOSE entries...
2006-02-12 - it's not so much that i deserve a vacation per se, as it is that i'm taking one. kind of.
2006-02-10 - happenings on the t. and stuff.
2006-02-08 - i'm so lost i thought the show was about me
2006-02-06 - pooh corner? little jack horner? a coroner?
2006-01-29 - another one. oh suck it up it's sunday.
2006-01-29 - you can do it when you jenny it
2006-01-27 - ooga chaka
2006-01-25 - poor a.a.r.
2006-01-23 - monumental weekend of monumental monumentality
2006-01-20 - daddy and duardo
2006-01-19 - i need a new battery, dammit.
2006-01-15 - how many times have you blow dried livestock?
2006-01-14 - lou diamond phillips: getting old, but jacked
2006-01-11 - rock star
2006-01-10 - but i want glasses half the size of my face...
2006-01-09 - i heart toxic waste
2006-01-07 - a short description
2006-01-04 - the nano
2006-01-03 - hit the x. seriously. just close it.
2006-01-01 - cancelled. no justice. none.
2006-01-01 - farsi(de)
2005-12-31 - a chinawoman in jellybean form...
2005-12-30 - 2005 in review?
2005-12-29 - tomb! and jack attack's visit
2005-12-26 - a really good christmas
2005-12-22 - scrounge christmas
2005-12-21 - i'm going back to bed
2005-12-20 - um, a slight situation
2005-12-20 - ummm nothing, roland, the horse (not that one)
2005-12-19 - let's hear it for the boy
2005-12-16 - duderinos? your thoughts?
2005-12-13 - a new friend
2005-12-09 - today
2005-12-09 - the battle of gump and fox
2005-12-07 - WHERE'DTHESUNGOKEERIST!
2005-12-04 - procrastination- it's just like college! oh, wait...
2005-11-30 - I'd say you're dead chuffed...
2005-11-27 - next up: goodnight moon and fresh baked cookies
2005-11-26 - crushing vicariously
2005-11-26 - will rug doctor for food
2005-11-24 - see
2005-11-22 - oooOOOHH WHAT A WOOKIE!!!
2005-11-20 - what. i am, right? at least i admit it.
2005-11-20 - it's all. gonna be. okay! :D
2005-11-19 - soooooyyyyyyyy uuuunnnn peerrdidooooo
2005-11-16 - when we sway i get weak (i! get! so! weak!)
2005-11-12 - and the wheel goes round
2005-11-11 - rdurmnk GIRLSWEEKEND!!!
2005-11-09 - seriously, gimme feedback
2005-11-08 - bloggers paradise
2005-11-06 - ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
2005-11-05 - sista gots a question for a bruva
2005-11-05 - tuesday
2005-11-04 - JESUS CHRIST THIS SOUP IS SO GOOD!!!
2005-11-04 - 101st entry!!!
2005-10-31 - the god link, the party, the motocross dude, and other stuff
2005-10-28 - as if to prove a point:
2005-10-27 - god?
2005-10-24 - everybody wants something
2005-10-18 - 5q: david (this is a good one, especially the part about tom cruise!)
2005-10-14 - horrible act of neglect or understandable act of self preservation?
2005-10-11 - if you're into the whole brevity thing
2005-10-13 - it's a good story, i like it
2005-10-10 - 19 questions: amy, daph and me
2005-10-09 - 5q: daphne answers me
2005-10-08 - 5q: I answer Jane
2005-10-07 - could you describe the ruckus, sir?
2005-10-05 - 5q: Janie Janie Bo-Banie!
2005-10-04 - 5q: i answer blaine
2005-10-04 - 5q: blaine's answers (cop-outs and broken rules included)
2005-10-03 - 5 questions- an explanation
2005-10-02 - it's the oldest story in the book
2005-10-02 - it's terrific!
2005-10-01 - countertime
2005-10-01 - step right up...
2005-09-30 - it's a GOOD FUCKING DAY!!!
2005-09-29 - sox & roland
2005-09-29 - so, really... who IS john galt... no, no, wait. don't spoil it! :-D
2005-09-28 - an experiment?
2005-09-27 - i am such a procrastinator...
2005-09-26 - um, it was a movie? about... a war? A+!!!
2005-09-26 - attack of the acid washed, high wasted pleats
2005-09-25 - one two. two. one two. turn up the monitor, dave.
2005-09-24 - PSA on pedophilia and an idiosyncrasy. Enjoy!
2005-09-23 - hmmm... not much? i'm poor. poor poor poor.
2005-09-14 - more entries than jackprague78. beat chaaaaa
2005-09-10 - admittedly, a pretty boring update
2005-09-08 - somewhere in the vicinity of 3 years & 3 months ago.
2005-09-07 - she's back. and long-windeder than ever
2005-08-31 - fast and disjointed
2005-08-11 - so it goes, i guess the fuck
2005-07-27 - beth said
2005-07-27 - tuck a trip and the tower
2005-07-25 - pop that collar, muffy
2005-07-15 - glitter (no, not the mariah carey type)
2005-06-27 - camp part deux
2005-06-20 - the first entry from camp, proper
2005-06-20 - camp unfinished
2005-06-17 - the last day. i'm really kind of sad. and stressed. and psyched. and sick.
2005-06-14 - the latest, um, somewhat condensed
2005-06-09 - best story ever!
2005-06-09 - kicking the mule, i mean, habit
2005-06-05 - coincidence?
2005-06-05 - automatic supersonic hip naughty funky fresh
2005-06-02 - best weekend ever! Part: Sunday
2005-05-30 - best weekend ever! Part: Saturday
2005-05-30 - best weekend ever! Part: Friday
2005-05-25 - to prom or not to prom. wait, what was the question?
2005-05-24 - yeah, TOTALLY missed the check on this one... woah...
2005-05-23 - the surprise party: part one (?)
2005-05-20 - my mood: oooooooo!!!!!!
2005-05-19 - i reject THIS WEEK
2005-05-17 - i name drop in this entry
2005-05-17 - blaze of glory
2005-05-15 - old friends part deux
2005-05-14 - spirit of 76
2005-05-12 - i'm mean to people. i make them feel sad.
2005-05-11 - not much
2005-05-10 - snood as a coping mechanism
2005-05-09 - nine minutes to spare!!!
2005-05-08 - jess: your \"shout-out\" is contained here. Holla back.
2005-05-07 - for the record: i didn't sleep with any of these men.
2005-05-06 - everything's alright. sadness begone!
2005-05-04 - leave me alone.
2005-05-03 - this may or may not be a random, random post
2005-05-02 - moments when i never felt so high
2005-04-29 - can i be dawn?
2005-04-28 - really, quite a boring entry...
2005-04-27 - songs about jane
2005-04-26 - play by play for valala: no one else will find this interesting
2005-04-26 - so it goes.
2005-04-24 - cream by prince=jess baldwin's basement in 8th grade
2005-04-23 - katie and bear make the away note
2005-04-23 - highway to the buffer zone.
2005-04-23 - why do i write entries like this? BECAUSE I CAN!!
2005-04-22 - working hard? (oh, man, i've got a dirty mind...)
2005-04-19 - are you there god? it's me margaret.
2005-04-19 - i want a shot of that red-head yonder looking at me
2005-04-14 - one long run-on and one 3-word-er, comin' right up!
2005-04-13 - there are two hs juniors in wyoming with the first name \"Stormy\"
2005-04-12 - a red guitar... um, three chords? and uh, oh yeah, the truth
2005-04-08 - true, my 13 yo cousin loves \"hammertime\"
2005-04-07 - after all... tomorrow is another day...
2005-04-07 - I'm all east coast on yo ass... in my own little way
2005-04-06 - this fire... is out of control...
2005-04-06 - take time for the farmer in you
2005-04-05 - seriously, don't even bother
2005-04-05 - the green skittle
2005-04-05 - jenny gets defensive at the parka
2005-04-04 - welcome to the world, little one...
2005-04-04 - bad idea, good parka?
2005-04-02 - boob poking
2005-04-02 - daddy and jo
2005-04-02 - the pope
2005-04-01 - the first one

it is not until we have lost the world that we begin
to find ourselves.

i wanted
to buy
a house.

it worked.

-weird al
on writing
"eat it."

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