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hey hon! don't forget the coffee!
2006-02-17 : 8:36 pm

Imagine my shock and delight when I came home tonight, after a long, obnoxious day of feeling sick at the office, and in the middle of a call from a collection agency (heehee, oops! look at my cute dimples!) when I come downstairs to find a PACKAGE sent to me by one MISS VIOLET the sailor chick!

It was a lovely box, with a raised-letter label that says "Falling Snowflakes" right over my name and a ROCKIN' Jesus sticker!

Inside the box there is (and check out my newly acquired html list-tag knowledge taught to me today by the New Guy at work!)

A mix CD made JUST FOR ME!

A bumper sticker that says "Dean Guitars Nothing Even Comes Close!"

A bumper sticker that says "the Giant Squid Show!"

My Very Own Pleather-Bound Copy of The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America!

A note, handwritten in green ink which says the following:

3 Feb 06
Dear Ms Jenny --
At long last, the CD created especially for you by the Keelhauler.
As I was about to seal the box I had the sudden thought, "Does Ms Jenny have a full understanding of her rights as delineated in the United States Constitution?!"
Unable to bear the idea that you might not be aware of, for example, your right to vote despite failure to pay a poll tax (Amendment XXIV, p. 56), I hereby enclose a copy of said document, signed with my name, although that detail does not imply authorship.
Violet
And she did sign it. She signed it, "For Jenny- May you always be free."

Sigh... best package ever!

I will say, however, that my absolute FAVE aspect of our government is the accepted (though constantly in question) element of the separation of church and state, which my dear Violet has GROSSLY violated by slapping a Jesus sticker on a package containing the Constitution.

However, my SECOND fave aspect of our government is the accepted (though constantly in question) right to do pretty much whatever the fuck you want (within "reason") so by that measure, I fully support dear Violet's right to slap glittery Jesus stickers ALL OVER that Krazy Konstitution!!!

In other news (by way of an Ordered List, which I also learned today, thanks again to the New Guy):

Michael Ian Black really couldn't be hotter if he tried. Really couldn't.
I spent about 16 hours last week on an audio project for class. We had probably about another half hour of work to do on it, then the external hard drive on which it was stored basically got fried, and now the project is pretty much a Guster album.
I'm leaving for California one month from today!
I have a cold.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!

Star of the day. . .the Keelhauler